After painstakingly analyzing every word of every recommended diary on dailykos.com for the last 27 months, my research has come to an end, and I am delighted to report my findings. I have come to several conclusions, some of which will no doubt come as a surprise.
My research methods consist of a highly sophisticated computer analysis procedure that is quantifiably quantitative, and of the utmost conventional qualitative quality. Don't worry if that makes no sense to you. Suffice to say, you should assume that you're too stupid to understand the methodology, certainly not that I'm making this up as I type.
I am pleased to release my most shocking finding to the community: most Daily Kos users do not favor Hillary Clinton for president.
